By chance see your grandparents having sex. Do you ...
Blush and run for it.
Hang around watching and score them out of ten.
Ask them if they want a threesome?
Do you ever play with yourself on the train to work?
Only when the train is empty.
Only when the train is full!
Only on a Tuesday.
You're in bed with your girlfriend and she farts like a trooper. Do you ...
Fart back at her!
Try to guess what she had for lunch!
Pretend not to notice.
Have you ever pissed in a cup and then drunk it?
Sure, i've done that three or four times.
Not in my worst nightmare!
My girlfriend and i piss in the same glass then drink it.
You walk into the bathroom where your mom is drying her fanny. Do you ...
Make your excuses and leave but take a good look as you go?
Show her the bit she's missed.
Offer to blow-dry it for her!
Your girlfriend says she fantasizes about a threesome. Do you ...
Tell her you tried it last week and didn't like it!
Tell her you'll think about it.
Call in your german shepherd!
Right before having sex, have you ever wiped your hand next to your balls and smelled it?
Hell no you sick bastard!
Damn! How did you know?
Is that wrong?
When you masturbate, do you talk dirty to yourself?
Hell yes!
Are you kidding?
Only if i'm really drunk.
You're making breakfast naked and some butter drops on your tool. Do you ...
Go to the bathroom and clean up?
Wipe it off with your toast!
Put some marmalade on top.
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