Am I a Pervert?

You walk into the bathroom where your mom is drying her fanny. Do you ...

1. Make your excuses and leave but take a good look as you go?
2. Show her the bit she's missed.
3. Offer to blow-dry it for her!

Have you ever stolen a pair of your sister's dirty panties?

1. Ughhh! You must be kidding!
2. Once, but i put them back after a quick sniff.
3. Sure. I gave them to my dad to keep in his lunchbox.

Your brother asks you for sex. Do you ...

1. Tell him to drop dead!
2. Tell him you're not gay!
3. Ask his girlfriend if it's ok!

Your girlfriend says she fantasizes about a threesome. Do you ...

1. Tell her you tried it last week and didn't like it!
2. Tell her you'll think about it.
3. Call in your german shepherd!

If your girlfriend says she wants a brazilian, would you ...

1. Tell her to please herself.
2. Buy her a ticket to Rio!
3. Lend her your penknife.

Your husband is having an affair with his secretary. Do you ...

1. Admit you're also having an affair with her.
2. Tell him to leave.
3. Say he can bang her in your bed while you video it!

Your wife's best friend who you hate is coming to dinner. Do you ...

1. Make an excuse to be out till she leaves.
2. Sit opposite her all evening staring at her tits!
3. Stick your dick in the clam chowder?

You're in bed with your girlfriend and she farts like a trooper. Do you ...

1. Fart back at her!
2. Try to guess what she had for lunch!
3. Pretend not to notice.

How do you thank your drop-dead-gorgeous aunt for your 16th birthday present. Do you ...

1. Air-kiss her and leg it?
2. Kiss her gently on the cheek and whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
3. Grab her by the ass and stick your tongue down her throat!