A maniac is on a killing spree; you're running away in fear. While running away are you thinking ........
Run for my life.
I hope I can get laid before I die.
If I see a dead hot chick I'm tappin it !
How do you thank your drop-dead-gorgeous aunt for your 16th birthday present. Do you ...
Air-kiss her and leg it?
Kiss her gently on the cheek and whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
Grab her by the ass and stick your tongue down her throat!
Have you ever pissed in a cup and then drunk it?
Sure, i've done that three or four times.
Not in my worst nightmare!
My girlfriend and i piss in the same glass then drink it.
If your girlfriend says she wants a brazilian, would you ...
Tell her to please herself.
Buy her a ticket to Rio!
Lend her your penknife.
When you masturbate, do you talk dirty to yourself?
Hell yes!
Are you kidding?
Only if i'm really drunk.
Your brother asks you for sex. Do you ...
Tell him to drop dead!
Tell him you're not gay!
Ask his girlfriend if it's ok!
I have stuck my own finger in my ass while I masturbate?
Never
Not just a finger ;)
I tried it once.
You take a dump and find there's no toilet paper. Do you
Look around for some newspaper or something?
Just pull your pants up and continue cooking lunch!
Let the dog lick it clean!
You're making breakfast naked and some butter drops on your tool. Do you ...
Go to the bathroom and clean up?
Wipe it off with your toast!
Put some marmalade on top.
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